Thursday, February 22, 2018

Rated R words too edgy for my book.




Son of a Bitch - 王八蛋 = king - eight - egg

Bastard - 龟儿子 = turtle - son

To piss - 撒尿 = sprinkle/‘to let go’ - urine

Loser - 屌丝 - penis - silk (silk penis)

To Fuck - 入肉 = enter - meat

Cunt/vagina - 屄 = this character is made of 'corpse' 尸 & 'cave' 穴 . One of the worse words in Chinese. Many of them don't even know it.

Homosexual/Gay - 同性恋 = same - nature - ‘to long for’

Hickey - 吻痕 = kiss - scar/mark 

              唇印 = lip - mark/trace 

Condom - 安全套 = safety - cover/sheath

Masturbate - 打飞机 = to hit - airplane

Bastard - 兔崽子 = rabbit - child

Porno Film - 毛片 = hair - piece/flake

Threesome - 三P = three - P

Slut - 破鞋 = worn out - shoes

Getting ones period - 来潮 = come/to arrive - tide/current 

Clit - 阴蒂 = genitalia - stem

Awesome! - 牛逼 = cow - cunt

Awesome! - 牛牛牛 = cow - cow -cow (sounds like the number 6, so they say 666 for short)

Pubic hair - 阴毛 = genitalia - hair

                   耻毛 = shame/disgrace - hair

                   毳毛 = crisp/brittle - hair

Necrophilia - 恋尸癖 = to long for/to love - corpse - habit/craving

BJ - 哈棒 = (slang) to be infatuated with/to adore - stick/club

        口交 = mouth - to deliver


Mistress or prostitute - 野草 = (of plants) wild/uncultivated - grass

N Word (person) - 黑鬼 = black - devil (derogatory duh) 

Visit a hooker - 宿娼 = to lodge for the night - prostitute

Erection - 勃起 = suddenly/abruptly - to rise/to get up

Morning wood - 早勃 = morning/early - suddenly/abruptly

Dildo - 按摩棒 = massage - stick/club

*Orgasm - 高潮 = high - tide

Pedophile - 恋童癖者 = to long for/to love - child - habit/hobby/weakness for - 'the one who' (lit. the one with a weakness for loving children)

Sadism - 施虐癖 = to act/to carry out/to grant - oppressive/tyrannical - habit/hobby/weakness for

Transsexual - 易性癖 = to exchange/change - sex/gender/nature - habit/hobby/weakness for

Voyeurism - 窥阴癖 = to peep/pry into - genitalia/feminine - habit/hobby/weakness for

Red light district - 烟花巷 = tobacco/smoke - lustful/'to spend money or time' - lane/alley

Wet dream - 遗精 = involuntary discharge of urine etc... - sperm

Penis - 阳具 = male/masculine - equipment/tool/device

Peeping Tom - 偷窥狂 = stealthily/to steal - peep/spy on/watch - mad/crazy/insane

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Roaming the lands...


I had 2 weeks off early Jan. It saved my life. And during that time I adventured all over. Found this epic car too!